Money

MONEY...... Verily I say unto ye..........

It can buy a house

But not a home

It can buy a clock

But not time

It can buy you a position

But not respect

It can buy you a bed

But not sleep

It can buy you a book

But not knowledge

It can buy you medicine

But not health

It can buy you blood

But not life

So you see money isn't everything

And it often causes pain and suffering

I tell you this because I am your friend

And as your friend I want to

Take away your pain and suffering!!

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you!

Cash only please! After all, what are friends for??

I HOPE THIS MADE YOU SMILE!!! LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE!MONEY CAN'T BUY GOOFY E-MAILS, EITHER!! THEY COME FROM YOUR CRAZY FRIENDS!!!!

I got this in E-mail and wanted to share it with you